“Different voices all wanting to have their say but in very different ways.”

“Unleashing flame-filled chaos on the church of their opponents.”

“Imported German cars are lined up to receive some TLC next to the tin-roofed homes of the township.”

“Heavy-duty beauty duty.”

“What would you do without French kiss?”

“A Corn Flake advert, directed by Dante.”

“One such wander found me in a district of the City that specialises in the sale of religious idols of every size.”

“Two of the men hugged me, thanking for letting them see God.”

“It's still a big, long, pointy lump of metal that is being swung at your friend's head.”

“The "snick" sound as a testicle was removed is still looping in my brain.”